jueves, 8 de octubre de 2009

Que Cagada

no estoy hablando de magistrados,
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ni de la selección,
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Si no de las verdaderas cagadas,
de aquellas del acto humano de la defecación , de esas que la mayor parte de veces son ordinarias, pero hay días que se vuelven especiales , historicas dignas de un top 5 de que cagada.
  1. Antigua año nuevo (la chela afloja el estomago) hora aproximada 2 y media de la mañana, ni un baño en kms, entro al primer bar que veo abierto y sin mediar palabra alguna, sin pedir nada voy directo al baño y que cagada, para ser la primera de ese año fue bastante aliviada.
  2. Camino a México por tierra (una noche antes te hacen despedida y te dan un arroz a la valenciana de dudosa procedencia) despúes de 6 horas de camino llegas a la frontera y no encontras un baño decente asi que regresas al baño del bus y descargas la furia.
  3. Durante años de estudio nunca has puesto las nalgas en otro lado que no sea una casa, un hotel y de repente por primera vez en medio de un examen tenes que pedir permiso para ir al baño solo para que tu mala suerte un compañero de otro grado sea testigo del concierto .
  4. Otra vez México de nuevo una sopita de la muerte en Tehotihuacan ,al otro día una angustiosa fila para ocupar el único baño de la casa por que todos comieron lo mismo.
  5. y por último y tal vez la más historica de todas Antigua Guatemala 5 y media de la mañana haciendo alfombra en la calle y sin un baño abierto. Comienza una angustiosa busqueda por la ciudad colonial , en donde se comprueba que el cerebro ya no piensa, las piernas se aguadan, la tez se torna palica , y luego de 2 horas de busqueda ento a la Condesa, pido un capuccino y me desahago de todo lo que me reprimia.

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